Day #257
I have avoided wearing skinny jeans my entire life. Yes, you heard right, the fad has washed over me and never wet me down. I have stayed dry despite the storm of tight fitting stretch denim pants that litters the front windows of stores across America. Until… one day… drum roll please…. My friend Fargo gave me some skinny jeans for my birthday. I looked at them, in fear, imagining my child bearing hips and plump behind muffining over the top in a dramatic display of 38” hipped vulgarity. And I put them in the closet. And I waited. And I waited. And my laundry pile got higher, and my choice of pants grew slimmer. Then one day, there they were…. the last pair of pants standing. The one remaining pair in the closet, beckoning me to put my fears behind me and squash, ever so tenderly, the squishy flesh of my bum into their army green 30% spandex leg holes. And so I did. And now I love them. Perhaps the addition of a rainbow belt and $20 rainbow Target boots is partially to blame. There ain’t no going back now. Skinny jeans, here I come! - Sylva
I very enthusiastically approve this message:) - Lucky